As an aside, if I ever have another kid I'm gonna name him/her Conway Escobar. This list is all about funny country songs. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. How is sex like a game of bridge?
The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling, If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You, I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even, Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head), If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me, She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles, I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well, I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better, I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win, I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight, I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here, I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You, If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now, My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You, My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him, You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat, Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure, I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. What do you call a cheap circumcision? Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! What's long, green, and smells like bacon? And isn’t Donkey Kong a male ape? Wheeler Walker Jr.’s 12 Favorite Dirty Country Songs From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. The more you play with it, the harder it gets. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. Maybe there should be a sequel. Want more Rolling Stone? You're saying these lewd, smutty, way-too-explicit things, but it's framed as a joke, so it has a sense of unreality to it.
Lying here beside you I hear the echoes of your sighsPromise me you'll stay with me and keep me warm tonightSo hold me close and love me, give my heart a smileMmm feels so right. Is it in? We want to hear from you! We provide you with the latest breaking news and videos straight from the entertainment industry. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don’t think he’d understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo, Apparently I am alone in thinking these lyrics are ridiculous because he actually won awards for this. Together, we can stop this crap. I grew up listening to country and occasionally had to suffer through a stupid lyric or two. Nor have I ever seen a punt go through the goalposts. ", Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each.May 31 – Lawrence, KS @ Granada TheaterJune 1 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon TheatreJune 2 – Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’sJune 3 – St. Paul, MN @ Turf ClubJune 4 – Chicago @ Bottom LoungeJune 6 – Bloomington, IN @ Bluebird NightclubJune 16 – Dallas, TX @ Cambridge Room (House of Blues)June 17 – New Orleans @ Parish (House of Blues)June 18 – Houston @ Bronze Peacock (House of Blues)June 19 – Austin, TX @ Grizzly Hall June 22 – New York City @ Mercury LoungeJune 23 – Cambridge, MA @ The SinclairJune 25 – Philadelphia @ The Foundry (The Fillmore)June 26 – Vienna, VA @ Jammin’ JavaJuly 7 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi StudiosJuly 8 – Seattle @ Tractor TavernJuly 10 – San Francisco @ The IndependentJuly 11 – Santa Cruz, CA @ The CatalystJuly 12 – West Hollywood, CA @ The TroubadourJuly 13 – San Diego @ The Cashbah. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. 25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time. COUNTRY DIRTY SONGS. ", "What did one ocean say to the other?" From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. Sign up for our newsletter. The following irreverence is spewed with the utmost respect. Wouldn't be able to sing in church. How you laughed and how I cried. You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. There are two types of people in the world. Sign up for our newsletter.
One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood. The 10 Most Bizarre and Absolutely Stupid Country Music Lyrics of All... We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Call and tell her about it. You make me sick. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? Get a laugh at the best (or, rather, worst) one-liners that humanity can think up. You never gave me back the love I gave to you. After a disaster of a start to conference play, Matt Wells must use this bye week to make critical adjustments. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. They actually rap this. I really don't want to comment too much because I'll get kicked off the internet, but man, there's so much wrong in this song. For the most part lyrics are presented without commentary. What do you do when your cat's dead? What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? It's as if this is the first song ever released loaded with innuendo and suggestive lyrics. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life. Laugh along to these hilarious country songs from Blake Shelton, Johnny Cash, and others with this list of the top 10 funniest. This game has "must-win" written all over it. These are only the first two lines of the song, and the song only gets worse. And I love you too. Kermit The Frog's fingers! And "In my mind she's still a lady, that's all I'm gonna say?" I’ll come back as another woman, I’ll be the one you burn for, That you reach for in the dark. What did one butt cheek say to the other? The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! And why on earth would you want the horns and tail?
As an aside, if I ever have another kid I'm gonna name him/her Conway Escobar. This list is all about funny country songs. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. How is sex like a game of bridge?
The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling, If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You, I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even, Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head), If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me, She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles, I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well, I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better, I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win, I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight, I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here, I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You, If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now, My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You, My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him, You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat, Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure, I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. What do you call a cheap circumcision? Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! What's long, green, and smells like bacon? And isn’t Donkey Kong a male ape? Wheeler Walker Jr.’s 12 Favorite Dirty Country Songs From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. The more you play with it, the harder it gets. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. Maybe there should be a sequel. Want more Rolling Stone? You're saying these lewd, smutty, way-too-explicit things, but it's framed as a joke, so it has a sense of unreality to it.
Lying here beside you I hear the echoes of your sighsPromise me you'll stay with me and keep me warm tonightSo hold me close and love me, give my heart a smileMmm feels so right. Is it in? We want to hear from you! We provide you with the latest breaking news and videos straight from the entertainment industry. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don’t think he’d understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo, Apparently I am alone in thinking these lyrics are ridiculous because he actually won awards for this. Together, we can stop this crap. I grew up listening to country and occasionally had to suffer through a stupid lyric or two. Nor have I ever seen a punt go through the goalposts. ", Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each.May 31 – Lawrence, KS @ Granada TheaterJune 1 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon TheatreJune 2 – Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’sJune 3 – St. Paul, MN @ Turf ClubJune 4 – Chicago @ Bottom LoungeJune 6 – Bloomington, IN @ Bluebird NightclubJune 16 – Dallas, TX @ Cambridge Room (House of Blues)June 17 – New Orleans @ Parish (House of Blues)June 18 – Houston @ Bronze Peacock (House of Blues)June 19 – Austin, TX @ Grizzly Hall June 22 – New York City @ Mercury LoungeJune 23 – Cambridge, MA @ The SinclairJune 25 – Philadelphia @ The Foundry (The Fillmore)June 26 – Vienna, VA @ Jammin’ JavaJuly 7 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi StudiosJuly 8 – Seattle @ Tractor TavernJuly 10 – San Francisco @ The IndependentJuly 11 – Santa Cruz, CA @ The CatalystJuly 12 – West Hollywood, CA @ The TroubadourJuly 13 – San Diego @ The Cashbah. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. 25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time. COUNTRY DIRTY SONGS. ", "What did one ocean say to the other?" From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. Sign up for our newsletter. The following irreverence is spewed with the utmost respect. Wouldn't be able to sing in church. How you laughed and how I cried. You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. There are two types of people in the world. Sign up for our newsletter.
One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood. The 10 Most Bizarre and Absolutely Stupid Country Music Lyrics of All... We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Call and tell her about it. You make me sick. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? Get a laugh at the best (or, rather, worst) one-liners that humanity can think up. You never gave me back the love I gave to you. After a disaster of a start to conference play, Matt Wells must use this bye week to make critical adjustments. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. They actually rap this. I really don't want to comment too much because I'll get kicked off the internet, but man, there's so much wrong in this song. For the most part lyrics are presented without commentary. What do you do when your cat's dead? What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? It's as if this is the first song ever released loaded with innuendo and suggestive lyrics. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life. Laugh along to these hilarious country songs from Blake Shelton, Johnny Cash, and others with this list of the top 10 funniest. This game has "must-win" written all over it. These are only the first two lines of the song, and the song only gets worse. And I love you too. Kermit The Frog's fingers! And "In my mind she's still a lady, that's all I'm gonna say?" I’ll come back as another woman, I’ll be the one you burn for, That you reach for in the dark. What did one butt cheek say to the other? The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! And why on earth would you want the horns and tail?
As an aside, if I ever have another kid I'm gonna name him/her Conway Escobar. This list is all about funny country songs. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. How is sex like a game of bridge?
The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling, If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You, I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even, Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head), If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me, She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles, I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well, I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better, I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win, I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight, I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here, I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You, If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now, My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You, My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him, You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat, Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure, I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. What do you call a cheap circumcision? Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! What's long, green, and smells like bacon? And isn’t Donkey Kong a male ape? Wheeler Walker Jr.’s 12 Favorite Dirty Country Songs From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. The more you play with it, the harder it gets. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. Maybe there should be a sequel. Want more Rolling Stone? You're saying these lewd, smutty, way-too-explicit things, but it's framed as a joke, so it has a sense of unreality to it.
Lying here beside you I hear the echoes of your sighsPromise me you'll stay with me and keep me warm tonightSo hold me close and love me, give my heart a smileMmm feels so right. Is it in? We want to hear from you! We provide you with the latest breaking news and videos straight from the entertainment industry. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don’t think he’d understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo, Apparently I am alone in thinking these lyrics are ridiculous because he actually won awards for this. Together, we can stop this crap. I grew up listening to country and occasionally had to suffer through a stupid lyric or two. Nor have I ever seen a punt go through the goalposts. ", Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each.May 31 – Lawrence, KS @ Granada TheaterJune 1 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon TheatreJune 2 – Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’sJune 3 – St. Paul, MN @ Turf ClubJune 4 – Chicago @ Bottom LoungeJune 6 – Bloomington, IN @ Bluebird NightclubJune 16 – Dallas, TX @ Cambridge Room (House of Blues)June 17 – New Orleans @ Parish (House of Blues)June 18 – Houston @ Bronze Peacock (House of Blues)June 19 – Austin, TX @ Grizzly Hall June 22 – New York City @ Mercury LoungeJune 23 – Cambridge, MA @ The SinclairJune 25 – Philadelphia @ The Foundry (The Fillmore)June 26 – Vienna, VA @ Jammin’ JavaJuly 7 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi StudiosJuly 8 – Seattle @ Tractor TavernJuly 10 – San Francisco @ The IndependentJuly 11 – Santa Cruz, CA @ The CatalystJuly 12 – West Hollywood, CA @ The TroubadourJuly 13 – San Diego @ The Cashbah. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. 25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time. COUNTRY DIRTY SONGS. ", "What did one ocean say to the other?" From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. Sign up for our newsletter. The following irreverence is spewed with the utmost respect. Wouldn't be able to sing in church. How you laughed and how I cried. You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. There are two types of people in the world. Sign up for our newsletter.
One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood. The 10 Most Bizarre and Absolutely Stupid Country Music Lyrics of All... We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Call and tell her about it. You make me sick. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? Get a laugh at the best (or, rather, worst) one-liners that humanity can think up. You never gave me back the love I gave to you. After a disaster of a start to conference play, Matt Wells must use this bye week to make critical adjustments. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. They actually rap this. I really don't want to comment too much because I'll get kicked off the internet, but man, there's so much wrong in this song. For the most part lyrics are presented without commentary. What do you do when your cat's dead? What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? It's as if this is the first song ever released loaded with innuendo and suggestive lyrics. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life. Laugh along to these hilarious country songs from Blake Shelton, Johnny Cash, and others with this list of the top 10 funniest. This game has "must-win" written all over it. These are only the first two lines of the song, and the song only gets worse. And I love you too. Kermit The Frog's fingers! And "In my mind she's still a lady, that's all I'm gonna say?" I’ll come back as another woman, I’ll be the one you burn for, That you reach for in the dark. What did one butt cheek say to the other? The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! And why on earth would you want the horns and tail?
The dirtiest old country songs I could think of, Four down territory: West Virginia and the season’s turning point. How the hell did these things ever get on the radio? You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge. What are you gonna do with that "sleeping bag" Glen Campbell? I love Tanya Tucker. Why did the chicken cross the road? A wet nose. Or does this mean she is going to go get herself disguised? Bony fingers! Hank Sr. recorded this song, but didn’t release it before he passed away, so it remained forgotten for decades. The dirtiest old country songs I could think of New, 78 comments In my continuing series of important lists, here is a compilation of the dirtiest old country songs I could remember. The other watches your snatch. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." I’ll be the one that breaks your devil heart. Those boys from Alabama are nasty. Was she the actor or the director? I’m so confused. You were too young to understand the meaning behind the words, but let me tell you they were raunchy and nasty. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? So Trace Adkins is saying he’s attracted to a male ape?
As an aside, if I ever have another kid I'm gonna name him/her Conway Escobar. This list is all about funny country songs. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. How is sex like a game of bridge?
The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling, If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You, I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even, Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head), If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me, She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles, I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well, I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better, I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win, I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight, I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here, I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You, If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now, My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You, My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him, You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat, Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure, I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. What do you call a cheap circumcision? Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! What's long, green, and smells like bacon? And isn’t Donkey Kong a male ape? Wheeler Walker Jr.’s 12 Favorite Dirty Country Songs From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. The more you play with it, the harder it gets. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. Maybe there should be a sequel. Want more Rolling Stone? You're saying these lewd, smutty, way-too-explicit things, but it's framed as a joke, so it has a sense of unreality to it.
Lying here beside you I hear the echoes of your sighsPromise me you'll stay with me and keep me warm tonightSo hold me close and love me, give my heart a smileMmm feels so right. Is it in? We want to hear from you! We provide you with the latest breaking news and videos straight from the entertainment industry. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don’t think he’d understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo, Apparently I am alone in thinking these lyrics are ridiculous because he actually won awards for this. Together, we can stop this crap. I grew up listening to country and occasionally had to suffer through a stupid lyric or two. Nor have I ever seen a punt go through the goalposts. ", Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each.May 31 – Lawrence, KS @ Granada TheaterJune 1 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon TheatreJune 2 – Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’sJune 3 – St. Paul, MN @ Turf ClubJune 4 – Chicago @ Bottom LoungeJune 6 – Bloomington, IN @ Bluebird NightclubJune 16 – Dallas, TX @ Cambridge Room (House of Blues)June 17 – New Orleans @ Parish (House of Blues)June 18 – Houston @ Bronze Peacock (House of Blues)June 19 – Austin, TX @ Grizzly Hall June 22 – New York City @ Mercury LoungeJune 23 – Cambridge, MA @ The SinclairJune 25 – Philadelphia @ The Foundry (The Fillmore)June 26 – Vienna, VA @ Jammin’ JavaJuly 7 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi StudiosJuly 8 – Seattle @ Tractor TavernJuly 10 – San Francisco @ The IndependentJuly 11 – Santa Cruz, CA @ The CatalystJuly 12 – West Hollywood, CA @ The TroubadourJuly 13 – San Diego @ The Cashbah. Bojangles’ Songwriter, Dead at 78, Tekashi 6ix9ine Transforms Into a ‘Supervillain’ in New Teaser for Showtime, ‘Rolling Stone’ Doc, Adele Reveals on ‘SNL’: ‘My Album’s Not Finished’, ‘SNL’: Alec Baldwin’s Trump and Jim Carrey’s Biden Face Off in Final Debate, Chris Stapleton Turns Up the Guitars on the Heart-Racing ‘Arkansas’, Charley Pride to Receive the CMA’s Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. 25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time. COUNTRY DIRTY SONGS. ", "What did one ocean say to the other?" From Conway Twitty at his creepiest to Ween’s classic kiss-off. Sign up for our newsletter. The following irreverence is spewed with the utmost respect. Wouldn't be able to sing in church. How you laughed and how I cried. You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. There are two types of people in the world. Sign up for our newsletter.
One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood. The 10 Most Bizarre and Absolutely Stupid Country Music Lyrics of All... We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Call and tell her about it. You make me sick. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? Get a laugh at the best (or, rather, worst) one-liners that humanity can think up. You never gave me back the love I gave to you. After a disaster of a start to conference play, Matt Wells must use this bye week to make critical adjustments. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. They actually rap this. I really don't want to comment too much because I'll get kicked off the internet, but man, there's so much wrong in this song. For the most part lyrics are presented without commentary. What do you do when your cat's dead? What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? It's as if this is the first song ever released loaded with innuendo and suggestive lyrics. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life. Laugh along to these hilarious country songs from Blake Shelton, Johnny Cash, and others with this list of the top 10 funniest. This game has "must-win" written all over it. These are only the first two lines of the song, and the song only gets worse. And I love you too. Kermit The Frog's fingers! And "In my mind she's still a lady, that's all I'm gonna say?" I’ll come back as another woman, I’ll be the one you burn for, That you reach for in the dark. What did one butt cheek say to the other? The country parody artist (the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman) assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! And why on earth would you want the horns and tail?
